John Kerin – a personal reflection

Working on the Ministerial staff of John Kerin was a privilege. He rarely gave orders to his staffers. Instead, he annotated Ministerial documents, uttered brief comments and requests, and made known his preferences for next-stage documents through what he heard and said in the thousands of meetings he held.

The Departments for which he was responsible, whether Primary Industries, Primary Industries and Energy, the Treasury, Transport and Communications or Trade and Overseas Development, all served him well. Their officers knew him; they grew to like him. They soon learned to trust  him and to respect his working ways. Departmental officers were very rarely kept waiting for the return of Ministerial documents from his office: he liked to get through the paperwork.

Part of the duty of his Ministerial staffers was to sustain and augment this mutual respect between Minister and public service. The staffer’s capacity to hide behind the Minister’s wishes was treated with respect when dealing with departmental staff.  

John Kerin undertook an enormous amount of official travel, mainly in Australia but also overseas as required. He had an encyclopaedic knowledge of places, people and industries in regional and remote areas. In his travels he was always willing to do the work necessary for success, always cheerful. And he took those rural insights to the metropolitan places to which he went.

He was a living bridge between the people of rural industries and ‘members of the Board’.

As a member of his staff, one’s hope was to ensure that he was informed of all relevant information needed to make a decision in the national interest. He was pleased to be an economist and proud to have become Australia’s number one in that profession. But he had no pleasure in knowing that so many members of the profession he joined had blind faith in small government and market forces.

For John Kerin the national interest was something real – almost tangible – albeit complex in terms of the factors determining what it looked like. When faced with hard decisions the national interest was in the room, openly discussed, which meant seeing through the self-interest of powerful people and vested interests.

He did not trust privatisation, deregulation and the outsourcing of public services. He was always opposed to the trickle-down thesis, including the notion of the trickle-down benefits of tax cuts.

By staying on his staff for over seven years I was able to provide him with some continuity. This was especially useful towards the end when the Ministerial road became bumpier. A Minister with a new portfolio has plenty to worry about without the challenge of finding suitable staff.

When working with him almost everyone with whom I came into contact had more technical nous than me, more intellectual capacity, and more commercial experience.

But they did not have the Ministerial confidence and trust given to a loyal retainer.

I think I was able to provide what John Kerin needed on the personal (and personable) front – as a friend who was always around but did not interfere nor expect too much. I helped to satisfy his need for friendship and civility in his workplace. And it helped that there was a shared sense of empathy and fairness for those affected by decisions made.

 The high-level technical support required by a Minister in economics, production, commerce,  management and governance could be provided by others who would come and go.

In a well-functioning Minister’s office there also needs to be someone with sufficient patience to deal with people who will not go away: those bearing gifts, the eccentric and the confused. I was that person who, by dealing in a kindly fashion with such ‘enthusiasts’, could help maintain the good reputation of the Minister.

Just once in my seven years with him John gave me a very direct order. We were in the Russian Far East talking about trade relationships. Kerin was being welcomed by means of a rollicking dinner which, if I recall correctly, featured vodka and dancing  of a traditional late-night-folk variety.

 Towards the end of the evening some of the local staff sang a Russian song in Kerin’s honour. He and June were momentarily panicked: how could we possibly reciprocate and maintain our delegation’s good face? He ordered me to sing Travelling down the Castlereagh – which I did.

Like everything else one did with John Kerin, it was professionally appropriate for its time and place but it was also fun. Given his absolute detestation of war, drinking and dancing in the Russian Far East would now seem both unlikely and inappropriate. But as a self-confessed humanist by nature, John Kerin would, I’m sure, ask us to distinguish between the Russian people on the one hand and their leaders on the other.

Rest in peace John.  

The last train to Werribee

Flinders Street station, Melbourne

The excessive geographic spread of major cities has long been a problem in Australia. Newly-established residential areas face issues like the cost and shortage of infrastructure and services, including public transport. There are also resource-use problems such as the loss of ecologically significant areas and of productive agricultural land.

Both of Australia’s major conurbations provide a few more opportunities for reasonably priced homes in their western suburbs than in other parts. Those who choose these options have to deal with the commuting motorist’s syndrome: you travel to work by car into the sunrise and travel home after work into the sunset.

My (slightly poetic) interest in these phenomena was recently piqued by a brief trip to Melbourne which had me overnighting in a western suburb apparently unknown to some of the otherwise helpful VicRail staff at Flinders Street while, at the same time, a couple I love very dearly are considering a move that might offer the attraction of a home with a third bedroom.

What began as a piece of doggerel kept in mind through the earworm ‘The last train to Werribee’ somehow became a sad reminder to people thinking of ‘moving further out’ to take every care with their decision.

It may be fruitless to hope that the publication of this piece might also contribute to a wider understanding of the social and ethical obligations of those in both government and private sectors who are in the housing industry.

Please note: Those parties should understand that I have sought indemnity against the possibility that this piece has the effect of reducing house prices in the outer suburbs.

Next stop after Altona
 
 The last train to Werribee goes at ten-to-nine at night.
 Will I see the kids at bedtime? With any luck I might.
 From Werribee to Flinders Street it isn't very far
 But you'll have to leave home early if you haven't got a car.
  
 The station staff at Flinders Street know nothing of Westona;
 More central sites are hard to find for hopeful first home-owners.
 Our mortgage was six hundred thou.; but little did we know
 That soon they would all rise again: they couldn't stay that lowe.
  
      The last train to Werribee 
      Goes at ten-to-nine at night.
      Will I see the kids at bedtime?
      Can the price I paid be right?
  
 I'm lucky that my modest block is serviced by VicRail -
 But from the city after work the train's of no avail.
 The next stop from Altona's where Westona can be found -
 A place whose major industry's still chem-ically bound.
  
 Toyota cars were built right here 'til twenty-seventeen.
 And other heavy industries regarded as unclean.
 With less regard to tyres and oils, and plastics of all kind,
 Our table talk at dinner was a little more refined.
  
      The last train to Werribee 
      Goes at ten-to-nine at night.
      Will the kids have a certain future?
      Can the price we paid be right?
  
 At last the weekend comes around; the kids are up 'til 10.
 I spend some time among their toys and pack them up again.
 But it's not enough for both of us: their mother tries so hard
 But finds too little freedom in a small suburban yard.
  
 I'm on the last train to Werribee; numb is how I feel,
 With a carry-bag of groceries to make an evening meal.
 Will I see the kids at bedtime? No, they're with their mum instead
 So no one's home to play with me or share the double bed.
  
 Our budget made us move out here though never truly poor;
 But the effect on our relationship surprised us, that's for sure.
 The distance is what ruined it, we knew that time would tell 
 And the last train to Werribee has played a part as well.
  
      We knew the stress would challenge us
      As father and as mother,
      But never did we think to swap 
      One good-buy for another.
   
 
Above and Below: Altona beach, Victoria
Early morning cityscape of Melbourne across Port Phillip Bay




Changing Leaders – In Australia it took 45 minutes

[Re-published 7 November after glitch on 6th.]

The transition from Boris Johnson to Liz Truss took two months. From Hawke to Keating took exactly 45 minutes. Here’s a reminder.

Minutes of special meeting of the Federal Parliamentary Labor Party held Thursday, December 19, 1991

The meeting opened at 6:36 pm with CAROLYN JAKOBSEN in the chair, who specified the meeting was being held under Rule 12(a).

The LEADER announced his resignation. He said he believed that the 1993 election would be a most important one and his leadership gave the best chance for a Labor victory. He wanted to put behind the Party the trauma of the period of the challenge.

He said there were two indisputable facts:

The Australian media wanted  Paul Keating for Prime Minister and the ALP wanted Bob Hawke. He hoped the will of the ALP would prevail. He tendered his resignation and nominated for the position of LEADER.

The RETURNING OFFICER took over the meeting. He called for further nominations.

PAUL KEATING then nominated himself.

The meeting was adjourned to allow preparation of ballot papers.

At 6:50 pm the ballot papers were made available and voting commenced.

At 7.06 pm the returning officer declared he had received 107 ballot papers and the result was:

KEATING 56

HAWKE   51

PAUL KEATING addressed the meeting. He paid tribute to Bob Hawke’s leadership over a decade. It was an electoral record unequalled and we all owed him an enormous debt.

There was a standing acclamation for BOB HAWKE.

[Paul Keating then spoke of Bob Hawke’s achievements.]

BOB HAWKE then addressed the caucus. He congratulated PAUL KEATING and thanked the 51 who had voted for him in the ballot. He pledged complete support to the party and the Government. He would not utter one word to harm Paul or his Government. It had been a privilege to lead the Party for nine years and his reward was to be able to leave Australia a better place.

The meeting closed at 7:21 pm.”

There had been wrangling and heartache for many months. But the final resolution was swift.

Parkinson’s brings out the best – in other people.

Bill is 81 years old. He lives in Marrickville, New South Wales. He has been waiting nine months for an appointment with a specialist to see what can be done about his back. He believes the best way forward will be to fuse three vertebrae low down in his spine. 

It may have been the tapping of his stick on the pavement that alerted me to his presence behind. The two shopping bags I had were sufficiently laden for me to be pleased to set them down for a rest, and there could be no better excuse than to let someone by.

“Hello there! How you goin’?“

Although his family settled in Preston, Lancashire, when he was just 13, Bill still has a light but delightful Northern Ireland accent.

He looked down with something like suspicion on my two shiny, swollen shopping bags now settled on the ground.

“How far d’you have to go? I saw you gettin’ along. I’ve got this trolley bag and we could put one of yours on it. Which way you going?”

I now saw that Bill‘s leash finished not with a dog but with a well-used canvas bag on two wheels. It was barely half full and before the future geographic situation relating to himself and me had been clarified, he had placed one of my bags half in and half on top of his two-wheeler.

He takes medication to improve his lung function and uses oxygen on an as-needs basis. He has had multiple surgeries and cancer. He has a device at home which gives some relief from the pain caused by scar tissue in his back. (I accepted Bill’s invitation to undertake a brief palpation.)

Clarification of how long it might be before we would need to part company was proving difficult. Bill’s hearing, like his back, would benefit from some repair and modification. And these days my voice is clumsily and faintly produced, and my brain’s executive function is unreliable – two of the less obvious manifestations of Parkinson’s.

Nevertheless we made confident if slow progress along the pavement, while attempting to predict our conjoined spatial future. I could not remember the name of the street on which my daughter lives, and Bill referred to streets and roundabouts beyond my ken and yet to appear before us. There was some talk of a golf course which might still have been a fair way off.

Bill and his brother served in the Royal Inniskilling Dragoons, Bill for six years. Serving later in the same Company, a nephew had to make an early incursion on the Falkland Islands and as a result still has PTSD.

When we reach the head of the street I recognise as being the one on which my destination lies, Bill indicates that his street is down the other branch before us. But do you think I could persuade him to give me back my bag for the suburban block-and-a-half which I promised was all there was before me? He said if he came my way he could cut across down another street back to his place.

Bill has clearly made this journey many times before. School was just out and he (and I) stepped aside to let parents and youngsters, unencumbered by shopping bags and considerable bodily wear-and-tear, pass easily between us. A gentleman sun bathing on his verandah, shirt off, called out a cheery hello to Bill which was cheerily reciprocated.

At this time I was thinking of recompense, perhaps in the form of a grateful postcard from Canberra. (I wonder if Bill has been round Parliament House?)But try as I may he would not reveal an address, only a name. 

He is Bill Hutchinson.

As we parted I fell to wondering how many of Bill’s shopping trips involve helping people down the street with his trusty ‘bag on wheels’. And there is a different sort of wonder as well: about the kindness of Man.

An alternative phonetic alphabet

Novello N1 A pee Relief Brick Goodness’ sake A pee Nerve Brick Lope Oranges A pee Goodness’ sake Two N1 Novello Ralston!

A – Gardner

Ava Gardner, 1922-1990.

B – Mutton

C – Highlanders

Seaforth Highlanders, a line infantry
regiment of the British Army.

D – bulldozer

A D4.

E – Brick

F – Vescence

G – Staff

Chief of Staff.

H – N1

H4N1.

I – Novello

Ivor Novello, 1893-1951.

J – Oranges

K -Teria

L – Leather

M – Sis

N – Lope

O – a Pee

P – Relief

Q – Tickets

R – Mo

S – Ralston

Esther Ralston, 1902-1994.

T – Two

U – Nerve

V – La France

W – Quits

X – Mation

exformation: those unsaid, sometimes taboo
and very large areas of knowledge that exist
but are not present in fact”
(Tor Nørretranders, The User Illusion, 1998).

Y – Goodness’ sake

Z – Elli

Gian Franco Zeffirelli, 1923-2019.

Election results: many wrongs can make a right

Croakey provided extensive coverage of the 2022 election campaign (www.croakey.org/category/elections-and-budgets/). But because they were simply not available, it included very few projections of the result.

Despite this, polling was (as usual) a prominent source of news and discussion generated during the campaign.

The apparent reluctance of  the pundits and pollsters to go public with predictions was presumably the result of their multiple failures in the lead-up to the 2019 election.

It was perhaps due to the absence of precise projections from the ‘professional’ psephologists that  Croakey’s Editor-in-Chief, Melissa Sweet, approached some casual observers of federal politics about their expectations of the results. On Sunday 15 May, one week before the election, I emailed my thoughts.

The net bottom-line of my predictions was that the election would result in a House of Representatives comprising 78 from the ALP, 65 from the Coalition and 8 independents including the six already on the cross-benches.

With the results declared we know that the House of Representatives will now comprise 77 from the ALP, 58 from the Coalition and 16 independents.

Although the  net prediction ended up being close to perfect, it was made up of a number of erroneous predictions which in effect cancelled each other out.

In the lead-up to 21 May my overall summary – given to people who sought one – was that the ALP had not done badly enough in the campaign to offset two strong forces: dislike of  Scott Morrison and his ways; and the general feeling that it was time for someone else to have a go after nine years of the Coalition.

In my view what happened in the campaign was virtually irrelevant to the election result. What did matter were three things which were fixed or determined by the time the election was called:

  1. an aggregated and generalised view across the voting population of the current government, this view built up over three years and shaped by the media;
  2. personal voters’ perceptions of the leaders of the major political groupings – their likeability, the way they present on television, and what one has heard about them in the media and in the pub;
  3. local, electorate-by-electorate issues, including changes in local candidates (eg the retirement of a popular member) and any cut-through of particular local issues (such as aircraft noise in Brisbane).
Warren – will be missed

The hardest of these three to allow for is the third. Keen observation can give one a pretty accurate assessment of the public’s view of the government and of the perception of party leaders. On the other hand, accurate predictions of the impact of local issues requires intelligence from 151 different locations.

Like everyone else, I failed to pick the strength of the greening of metropolitan seats and of the rejection of the Liberal Party in Western Australia.

I considered electorates which everyone knew would determine the result. I picked eight of the 12 electorates that shifted from the Coalition to Labor: Bennelong, Boothby, Chisholm, Higgins,  Pearce, Reid, Robertson and Swan. But in this category I missed Hasluck and Tangney, and was wrong on Braddon, Lindsay, Longman and Nicholls, all of which were retained by the Coalition.

My prognostications were based partly on the false premise that most of the seats that changed hands would do so between the two major party groups. On the back of my envelope, as well as being wrong on those four that were in the event retained by the Coalition, I also thought that three seats would go the other way – from the ALP to the Coalition: Corangamite, Dobell and Gilmore. It might also be that I underestimated a gender phenomenon because all three of them were retained for the ALP by women (Libby Coker, Emma McBride and Fiona Phillips).

In terms of the numbers, my greatest failure was in relation to the community independents. Whereas I thought the number on the cross-benches would increase from 6 to 8, as we now know it is increasing from 6 to 16.

No one could have picked the fact that three seats in Brisbane would go to the Greens. In relation to high-profile seats, I thought that both Bridget Archer and Trent Zimmerman (North Sydney) would hold on due to the profile and credibility associated with their crossing the floor on the religious discrimination Bill. Bridget Archer did, Trent Zimmerman did not. Also I picked Josh Freudenberg to retain his seat, on the basis of how he presents and communicates and a view about his capability and leadership prospects.

I was correct about a number of seats which it was thought might change hands but which did not. These included Bass, Dunkley, Flynn, Hunter, Parramatta and Warringah (this last already being held by an Independent). One of the interesting matters for the future is how easy it will be for strong independent candidates to build a wall or moat around their incumbency.

Several new Indi-pendents

In such an exercise there are always outliers that it is impossible to predict. This time they included Fowler (where the result was determined before the election by an administrative order), Tangney, Griffith, Ryan and Brisbane. In Tangney Special Minister of State Ben Morton was beaten by Sam Lim with a swing of 11.44% to the ALP.

This exercise in election-watching should remind us that it is not the number of seats that change hands that is important but the balance – the net balance – between flows in two main directions. An election in which three seats change hands can have the same aggregate result as one in which 33 seats change hands, if the 33 are distributed 15 one way and 18 the other.

On the matter of the extent to which an election campaign influences the result, there is much more to be said.

Sadly, ‘regional’ policies are the enemy of rural areas

Led by Barnaby Joyce the National Party is again missing the opportunity to invest in serious reform and improvement of rural health services. Instead it is pursuing a national resource agenda in just 9 of Australia’s 47 rural electorates. This provides manna for large multinationals but leaves people in the other 38 rural electorates with poor prospects for improved health and health services.

Sports clubs are happy to play the game

In the 2022 election campaign Barnaby Joyce has had his chequebook out to pay for some relatively small local gifts along The Wombat Trail. Recent mentions have included $25 million for an upgrade of the Shepparton Sports Stadium; $600,000 to improve amenities at the Armidale Rams Rugby League Club; and $3.3 million to the Burdekin Shire Council to expand the Ayr Industrial Estate.

One of the trickiest things about such proposals is whether, should the Coalition be returned, they will be supported by the Liberal Party and so become real commitments in the context of a Budget.

But we need to look elsewhere for the real news on what the National Party is doing. The serious money promised by the Nationals for ‘the regions’ is for major infrastructure work in a small number of mining areas, their railheads and associated infrastructure.

Better health is expected to trickle down –

Despite its claims, the National Party has no appetite for direct investment in better rural health services across the whole of rural Australia. Instead, it is happy to rely on the trickle-down health benefits from resource industries, many of which are run by large multinational corporations. The exception is $146 million for the bottomless pit that is the program to try to improve the distribution of GPs.

The narrow focus of the National Party becomes less of a concern when one identifies the proportion of truly rural electorates it holds. Right now it holds just 10 of 47 electorates that are properly ‘rural’. The Liberal Party holds 13 and the ALP 12. The Liberal National Party (LNP) has nine – all of them in Queensland – meaning that the Coalition as a whole (Liberal plus LNP pus Nationals) has 32 of 47, or 68 per cent. Three rural seats are held by Independents.

(Note: members of the LNP who are elected can choose to join the National Party’s caucus rather than the Liberals’. This adds further confusion to what is already a bizarre parliamentary arrangement.)

‘Rural Electorates’ 2019-2022: as defined by AEC classification plus area

PartyAEC ProvincialAEC RuralAEC Outer Metro.Total ‘Rural electorates’ %
Liberal2 1011328
LNP3 6   919
Nationals1 9 1021
ALP4 711226
Independents0 3   3  6
Adjusted total10 35247 100

These numbers are based on two criteria. The first is the Australian Electoral Commission’s (AEC’s) categorisation of each of the 151 federal divisions (electorates) to one of four ‘demographic ratings’ on the basis of the location of enrolled voters. The third and fourth categories are Provincial and Rural. Those deemed Provincial are “outside capital cities, but with a majority of enrolment in major provincial cities”. The AEC’s Rural electorates are those “outside capital cities and without majority of their enrolment in major provincial cities”.

The second criterion for inclusion in the list is spatial size (area). Whatever their AEC classification, electorates of less than  1,913km² are excluded. (This is the size of the of the ACT electorate of Bean contested for the first time in 2019. Although it is part of the Bush Capital, no-one would dare suggest that it is ‘rural’! By way of comparison, Eden-Monaro has an area of 41,617 km² and Durack in WA 1,383,954km2.)

The AEC classifies 61 electorates as Provincial or Rural

Of the 151 federal electorates, the AEC classifies 23 as Provincial and 38 as Rural. Thirteen AEC-Provincials and three AEC-Rurals are excluded on the basis of small size. They include Geelong, Gosford, three seats in Newcastle, Townsville, the Blue Mountains and the Gold Coast. Eight of the 16 excluded are held by the ALP.

The AEC’s 61 less 16, plus two AEC-Outer Metros (included on the basis of large area) makes 47. A list of the 47 rural electorates as defined by these criteria is at the foot of this article.

Rural electorates by Party, 2019-2022

Rural health v. regional infrastructure

The National Party refers to rural and remote areas as ‘the regions’. To the extent that they treat rural affairs as a priority at all, it is through a focus on mineral-rich regions that underpin Australia’s export income, GDP and affluence.

But the majority of Australia’s rural and remote people are not in such regions. They are in rural or regional centres or small country towns with mixed economies based on agriculture, service sectors (especially health and education), retail, tourism and transportation.

Beardy Street in Armidale

The most important thing about Barnaby Joyce’s return to leadership of the National Party was not the impact of renewed leadership but the opportunity to re-negotiate the secret deal with the Prime Minister. Joyce seems to have demanded a high price for Nationals’ support for – or at least acquiescence to – a policy of net zero emissions by 2050. It remains to be seen whether this was a core promise or whether it is “all over bar the shouting”.

Given its secrecy, the precise dollar figure extracted by Barnaby Joyce this time is unknown. The AFR has reported that, in addition to the one extra seat in Cabinet, the cost will be $17-34 billion over the coming decade. Budget documents show $17 billion in extra spending for road and rail projects, $6.9 billion for water infrastructure projects (dams) in regional communities, and $2 billion for a “regional accelerator program to drive transformative economic growth and productivity in regional areas”.

Armed with this treasure chest, since his return to leadership of the Party, Joyce has made massive budgetary promises to four regions: the Pilbara, the Northern Territory (including Darwin), the Hunter, and North and Central Queensland. These are critical for Australia’s economic wellbeing. And no-one should begrudge them the support they will need to maintain their enormous economic contributions while the economy as a whole is transitioning to lower dependence on carbon.

But these four regions are contained within just nine of the 47 rural electorates. The Pilbara and associated infrastructure are in Durack, and the Northern Territory comprises two electorates. The chief mineral resource operations of North and Central Queensland are in five electorates: Leichhardt, Kennedy, Dawson, Flynn and Capricornia. (Herbert is less than 100 km² in size and provincial.) Many of the mineral resources currently being exploited in New South Wales are in the seat of Hunter, with three seats in Newcastle also heavily engaged.

Most rural towns are not dependent on mineral exports –

What about the people of the other 38 rural electorates?

It is not a matter of investment in mining infrastructure being a  waste. The nation is very heavily dependent on mineral exports. But following his success in taking the Prime Minister to the cleaners in their secret agreement, Barnaby Joyce has so far failed to recognise the importance of reform of the rural health sector and the integration of improvements in the social determinants across all parts of the country.

Trickle-down or crumbs from the table is no way to treat the people of 38 rural electorates covering places like Uralla and Eucumbene, Kojonup and Kempsey, Port Augusta, Port Arthur and Port Fairy. It will do nothing in the short term for people in these areas who are unemployed, living with a disability, hoping to age in place, find it difficult to access education, or experience significant disease risk factors.

National Party Royalty: Doug Anthony, Jack McEwen, Peter Nixon and Ian Sinclair, 1969.

Australia’s 47 Rural Electorates

  AEC RuralHeld byState
DawsonLNPQueensland
FlynnLNPQueensland
LeichhardtLNPQueensland
MaranoaLNPQueensland
Wide BayLNPQueensland
WrightLNPQueensland
FarrerLiberalNew South Wales
BarkerLiberalSouth Australia
GreyLiberalSouth Australia
BraddonLiberalTasmania
CaseyLiberalVictoria
MonashLiberalVictoria
WannonLiberalVictoria
DurackLiberalWA
ForrestLiberalWA
O’ConnorLiberalWA
LyonsALPTasmania
McEwenALPVictoria
Eden-MonaroALPNew South Wales
GilmoreALPNew South Wales
HunterALPNew South Wales
RichmondALPNew South Wales
LingiariALPNorthern Territory
GippslandNationalsVictoria
MalleeNationalsVictoria
NichollsNationalsVictoria
CalareNationalsNew South Wales
LyneNationalsNew South Wales
New EnglandNationalsNew South Wales
PageNationalsNew South Wales
ParkesNationalsNew South Wales
RiverinaNationalsNew South Wales
IndiIndependentVictoria
KennedyIndependentQueensland
MayoIndependentSouth Australia
AEC ProvincialsHeld byState
BassLiberalTasmania
CapricorniaLNPQueensland
GroomLNPQueensland
HinklerLNPQueensland
CowperNationalsNew South Wales
HumeLiberalNew South Wales
BallaratALPVictoria
BendigoALPVictoria
CorangamiteALPVictoria
BlairALPQueensland
AEC Outer Metro.  
CanningLiberalWA
FranklinALPTasmania
These are the 47 true rural electorates (as at 2022).

Election coverage 2022: ridiculous questions, irrelevant answers

In this year’s federal election campaign there has been justified criticism of journalists’ fondness for gotcha questions. But there is a  broader and more costly crisis in the way that election campaigns are structured and covered by media.

For very good reason there has been much said recently about the role of the media in the election campaign. Special criticism has been directed at the propensity of too many journalists to ask so-called ‘gotcha’ questions. This trivialises discussion of the stance of the parties on policy issues.

However, there is another approach to media coverage of the election campaign that is equally facile and useless, albeit less toxic. This is the construction, through interviews with selected members of the public, of what is believed to be a policy agenda against which the political parties can be judged.

This process is premised on erroneous beliefs about how and when individual voters make decisions about who they will vote for. It provides much of the basis for a mistaken belief that promises made during the campaign play a major role in determining the election result.

Among other things, this process provides a rationale for the supposed existence of a cohort of swinging voters large enough to determine the result, and who will decide in the last days of the campaign who they will support.

The true situation is that the result of the election is determined by the cumulative perception of the majority of voters of events over three years. For the vast bulk of electors this perception is fixed before the circus of the campaign begins and intersects with their normal voting behaviour. In just a small proportion of cases the intersection of habitual voting practice and perception of a party’s performance over three years leads to a change in voting

behaviour. The net result of these changes in two directions – to and from the major parties – determines the outcome.

The stupidity of this system of election coverage and the beliefs that underpin it is illustrated by the ubiquitous use of ‘vox pops’ from ‘interesting electorates’. The commonest question posed in such high street encounters is along the lines of “What do you think are the important issues for voters in this electorate?” In effect this is asking a random individual voter to summarise the policy landscape as if they will cast their vote on the basis of a Party’s performance on each of its elements. Policy issues selected will be based on what has happened over the previous three years, shaped largely by the media into an agenda that is characterised by almost universal agreement on what is on it, even though the position of individual media entities on each element may be different.

Thus it is that the currently accepted policy agenda comprises the cost of living (for which a proxy is the cost of energy in the home), the relationship with China, trust in government processes (and how they might be improved), climate change, job availability and the security of work, the establishment’s treatment of women, and the ongoing impact of Covid 19. Also on the list are issues that no reasonable person, when stopped in the street by a reporter with a microphone, would deny: health, education, the cost of childcare and the war in Europe.

 We are expected to believe that the Coalition’s and the ALP’s position on these “current priorities” will soon determine the vote of the person being interviewed on the street and that they are representative of voters in this key (marginal) electorate. The trouble is that they and everyone else has only one  vote, and in most cases it is rusted on to one of the major political groupings: Liberal, Labor, Green or National.

If the interviewee is an unemployed homeowner or tenant, electricity prices will be important. But so might be management of climate change, continuity of government, the Ukraine, secure borders and the pay of aged care workers. Which to choose as the determinant of their vote?

If the vox pop is for television, the producer of the segment will select for broadcast according to the value of the talent (an interesting face; a bizarre response) and with an eye to political balance for the piece, the program and the media entity.

Not part of the currently accepted policy agenda are reform of the taxation system, improving productivity, social and economic inequality, the Uluru statement, reform of aged care, funding of the NDIS, the concentration of media ownership, the more esoteric matters relating to faith, culture and gender, and ‘national security’.

Just about the only useful question to be put to someone in the street is: “Do you intend to change your vote from the last time?”

If the answer is yes, the reasons are worth identifying. It is probably caused by accumulated feelings of frustration and alienation with their usual preference, a view of the party leaders, or by a change in the personalities in the local contest. It is almost certainly not due to one party’s decision on one of the so-called key issues.

Given these views about the use and purpose of much of the way an election campaign is covered by the media, one obvious conclusion is that it is a poor use of scarce parliamentary resources. It is useful every three years to raise the profile of safe, democratic political processes. But too much of the content of election campaigns is meaningless and too much of the apparent excitement is bogus.

Quiz: Word-Play alphabet

Here is a quiz for anyone to try, featuring puns and homophones – and with prizes to be won.

Most of us are familiar with children’s alphabet books of the “A for Apple, B for Bed, C for Cat” kind.

Then there are adult versions, such as the sailor’s alphabet. Fairport Convention’s version includes some items familiar only to those who have experienced life under sail. They include Davits, Eyebolts, the Knighthead and Vangs.

Since I was a child I have carried with me the fragments of what might be called a humorous word-play alphabet. Where it came from is a mystery. I long assumed that it came from my father who was not a great wordsmith but was not averse to a joke at the dinner table. But my older brothers report no such memories of our father. In fact they claim to have no recollection of such an alphabet at all. Perhaps it came from some music hall act or a book I read.

Let’s call it the Word-Play alphabet. I will give you three of the elements to illustrate the nature of its contents. Then you can see how many of the full set of 26 you can get. I have created some ‘new’ elements to fill the gaps in the version that has long been lurking in my recall. In guessing the answers it will help if you remember that, whatever its unremembered source, some of the content reflects people or events that were contemporary in the 1950s (ie are now dated).

Examples from the Word-Play alphabet:

A for Gardner.

C for Highlanders.

I for Novello.

Explication of examples:

Ava Gardner was a screen actor and singer. She signed  with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer in 1941. Active 1941-1986. Died 1990. Spouse: Mickey Rooney.

 The Seaforth Highlanders was a famous line infantry regiment of the British Army, mainly associated with large areas of the northern Highlands of Scotland.

Ivor Novello, 1893-1951, was a Welsh composer and actor who became one of the most popular British entertainers of the first half of the 20th century

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Your name: ______________________________  Record your answers on this page and email it to me. Respondents with the highest score will receive free access to my blog.

The full Word Play alphabet will be published in a separate document posted to this site.

There are no ‘correct’ answers. Answers which match the list to be published plus any others that are amusing and meet the spirit of the quiz will all score a point.

A for Gardner

B for

C for Highlanders

D for

E for

F for

G for

H for

I for Novello

J for

K for

L for

M for

N for

O for

P for

Q for

R for

S for

T for

U for

V for

W for

X for

Y for

Z for

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Jacki Howe

Jacki and Tony in the pavilion at Kentisbeare Cricket Club (August 2011)

Jacki Howe died this week at home in Kentisbeare, South Devon. She was the bubbliest, funniest, most caring and thoughtful friend in the world.

She and Tony lived until recently in the Mill House – beautifully converted from a working mill to a delightful home which doubled as a ‘commodious’ bed-and-breakfast venue.

The mill house

Its size was one of the reasons why, when I once rang her in the middle of the night, Pella on tenterhooks and our hire car having been vandalised, I was confident there would be room for us to stay. The other reason for my confidence was that Tony and Jacki had been my very close friends since 1960-something. I was Best Man at their wedding in 1970.

Jacki set very high standards in civility, inter-personal warmth and a professional’s attention to detail. She had a taste for fine workmanship, whether expressed in interior design, household furnishing, food, collectables, or flowers and gardens. She loved her own garden which, at all times of the year, seemed to be colourful and immaculate.

A garden to die for

She was one of those hosts who would unfailingly include a bedside posy or two in the room allocated to a visitor.

When Jacki and Tony moved from the Mill House to the smaller place up the hill, their new home soon displayed all the style and taste for which they were known. Among other things, the move meant that Jacki had more time for her shop in Exmouth which gave public and commercial expression to some of her sensibilities.

With her helping hand Alison Ware in the treasure trove in Exmouth

Jacki and Tony provided the centrepiece or fulcrum for a Gregory-family-and-friends reunion in 2011, a highlight of which was an international cricket challenge held at the Kentisbeare Cricket Club.

The challenge match pitted a UK family side against one from the Southern Hemisphere (Australia and Hong Kong).

The pre-match tension is palpable –
Greg is not yet in his ground.

Fiona being decisive, imperious – and observed by father and husband.

Alice, Charlotte and Sophia found other things more absorbing than the cricket.

Jacki, Mike Wilkins and John Wingrove; Mike and John were willing recruits to the UK team.
Tad, Viv, Paz

James Howe and his dad

In her own immediate family Jacki knew challenges and had a share of misfortune that seemed disproportionate, given the way she always smiled on the world. She had bladder cancer and battled  against the odds for the last year of her life.

Catherine – Jacki and Tony’s daughter – was home to help out at the end.

Jacki’s warmth and vitality will be sorely missed by all who knew her. May she rest in peace.

Saying goodbye to a dear friend. (Jackie took the photo.)

Doing one of the things she loved so much – making other people welcome.